I don't even know how to respond to that.

Hubby: "Why do they call ladies' boobs "knockers"? Shouldn't balls be called "knockers"? Balls are way more knocker-like than boobs."

Me: . . .


But you know, it totally makes sense. Then he moved on, deciding "clackers" is an even more appropriate term for men's dangly bits.

Of course, you must also know that this one-sided conversation came out of nowhere.